The butcher says, “Now calm down, let me see what I’ve got in the back.”

He walks into the freezer and the only one he has left is a scrawny little seven-pound turkey. He brings it out to show the man. “Oh, that’s way too skinny. Do you have anything else?”

The butcher returns to the back room. After a few minutes, he comes back out with the same bird. “I think this is the best I can do,” he says.

“Well, that’s not much better,” the man says. “Let me buy both of them.”