When Husband asked his newlywed Wife to put on his Pants

husband, “and don’t you forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family!”

With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.”

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

He said, “Hell, I can’t get into your panties!”

She said, “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to be until you change your attitude…”