the party. As she arrived, she spotted her husband cavorting around the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
The wife siddled up to him and let him go as far as he wished, naturally because he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So they went off to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before midnight unmasking she slipped away and went home, got in bed, and wondered what kind of explanation he would have. As he entered the bedroom she asked, “Did you have a good time? Did you dance much?”
He replied, “You know I never have any fun if you are not with me. I never danced one dance, When I got there I met some of my friends and we played cards. I lent my costume to some guy. He said he had a terrific time.”