When a Woman decided to kill Herself

Life is good. We can go to the movies. We can have some ice cream. And then… You know. We can come back to my place and have sex.”

“You’re just like everyone else.”, she says and jumps again.

A man on the 6th floor catches her.

“What do you think you’re doing?”, he says, “Life is good. We can go to the restaurant. We can have some wine. And then… You know. We can come back to my place and have sex.”

“You’re just like everyone else.”, she says and jumps again.

A religious man on the 5th floor catches her.

“What do you think you’re doing?”, he says, “Life is good. We can go to the beach. We can enjoy God’s good day and swim or relax.”

“And then?”, she asks.

“Then we can eat some cake. And praise God.”, he says.

“And then we’re going to have sex?”, she asks.

He looks at her, grabs her, and yelling “die you fucking slut!” throws her off the 5th floor.

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