farmer ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man’s tractor.
“Hank,” the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. “Did you see this terrible accident happen?”
“Yup. Sure did,” the farmer said, cutting off his motor.
“Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?”
“Were there any survivors?”
“Nope. They’re all kilt straight out. I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.”
“Oh my god. President Trump is dead?”
“Well,” the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. “He kept a-saying he wasn’t… but you know what a liar he is!”
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