When an American Man got married to a British Woman

that the US is a beautiful nation.”

After the big night the father asks his son, “So, how did it go?”

“Well, I carried her in my arms to show her that the US is a strong nation.”

“Good!”

“Then I threw her on the bed to show her that the US is a proud nation.”

“Yeah!”

“And then I took off my clothes to show her that the US is a beautiful nation.”

“Very Good! And then what did you do?”

“I jacked off in front of her.”

“Wait….What?!? Why would you do that?”

“To show her that the US is a free and independent nation!”