When an Irish woman stayed away from her Family for over 5 Years

a prostitute…”

The father was furious. “WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this family – I don’t ever want to see you again!”

“OK Dad, as you wish.” the daughter replied. “I just came back to give Mum this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate for £5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that’s parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club. And I have an invitation for you all to spend New Years’ Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and….”

The father stopped her, “Now what was it you said you had become?”

Girl, crying again, “Sniff, sniff… A prostitute Dad!”

“Oh! Sweet Jesus!” he replied, “You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said ‘a Protestant.’ Come here and give your old man a hug!”

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