The boy says, “Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.”
“Why?” asks the father.
The boy answers, “Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, so I did. Then my right arm, so I raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. ‘Now,’ he says, ‘lift your left leg,’ so I answer ‘What, am I suppose to stand on my cock!?'”
“Exactly,” says the father. “Alright, I’ll come.”
The next day, the boy asks his father, “Did you go by the school?”
“No, not yet.”
“Don’t bother, I got expelled.”
The father asks surprised, “Why did you get expelled?”
“They summoned me to the principal’s office, and there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher.”
“The fuck was the art teacher doing there?” the father asked.
