woman in all the world and says, “Now you must stay handcuffed for all eternity.”
The other two see this and do their best to avoid the ducks.
The second guy goes months and months without stepping on any duck. Then one morning he wakes up and as he is getting out of bed he steps on two ducks. St. Peter comes over and handcuffs him to the most atrocious looking and smelling woman and says,
“Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity.”
Now the third guy goes years and years and doesn’t step on any ducks in all that time. Then one day St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the most beautiful woman he as ever seen. St. Peter says,
“Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity.”
The guy happily says, “Oh my God, what have I done to deserve this?!”
And the woman says, “I don’t know what you did, but I stepped on a duck.”