A Woman put an Ad in the newspaper to find her 4th Love

the doorbell ring. She opens up the door, and a man with no arms and no legs showed.

He says, “Hi, I saw your ad. I was hoping I could be your new boyfriend.”

The woman was confused. “What makes you think you’re gonna be better than my last 3?” She inquired.

“Well,” he began. “I have no arms, so I won’t abuse you. I have no legs, so I won’t abandon or run away from you.”

“But how are you in bed?” She asked.

And his response was, “Well, I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”