So he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes on.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary dude,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two my father will die, and I’ll inherit over 2 billion dollars.”
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening. Three days later, he spotted her at his dad’s house. She greeted him with a huge smile and exclaimed, “Bob, I am your new step mother!”