anywhere, you have to light a fire under it . . . and, of course, there’s the hot air part.
SPONGES — female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE — female, because it is always getting hit on. SHOE — male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER — female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up — because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed — because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
ZIPLOC BAGS — male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SUBWAY — male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HAMMER — male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL — Definitely female, because it gives men pleasure; he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.