“Could you please tell the court what you stole.” asks the judge.
“I stole a dress, your Honour,” replies Jim.
“Just one dress? But you admitted to breaking in 3 times,” says the judge.
“Yes I did, your honour,” says Jim, “but on two of those occasions, I broke in to return the dress I took before.”
“Return the dress? Why? I don’t understand,” says the judge.