Man Takes ‘Ultimate’ Advice to Avoid Wife’s Wrath – What Happens Next Will Leave You in Stitches

He looked me dead in the eyes and said all you need to do is when you get home creep up stairs to the bedroom, quietly get under the covers and start licking her pussy, she’ll love you for it and forget to be angry with you, I promise it works!

I said fucking hell why not I’ll give it a go!

So I got completely sozzled and when it was kicking out time I started to stumble home and eventually got to the front door and realized she was going to be angry, and I quickly remembered what my mate said I should do.

So I crept through the door all quiet and sneaked up stairs to the bedroom, got under the covers and started to lick like my life depended on it.

I went for nearly 3/4 of an hour and she didn’t move, didn’t even make a peep. Not a sound.

I got out of bed and went to the bathroom for a pee. And at that moment my wife walked in behind me with a judging look on her face and said.

“Oh you are home then? Make sure you are quiet, mother is in our bed.”

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