“Right” says the doctor, “bend over and I’ll do the first one for you.”
The man bends down and doctor deposited the suppository. He then gives the man his course and sends him home.
At home 6 hours later the man realizes that he can’t stick the suppository far enough up, by himself, so he asks his wife to help him insert the slippery bullet. After explaining to her what to do, the man bends over.
His wife puts one hand on her husband’s shoulder to brace herself and thrusts really hard. To her horror the man lets out a blood curdling scream.
“My God” she cries. “What’s the natter? Did I hurt you?”
“No” replies the man. “But I have just realized that when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders.”
