As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned guy and says: “Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a joint?”
“Ten years,” replies the stunned man.
With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a bag of joints. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: “Man, oh man!
Is that good!” “And how long has it been since you’ve had a sip of bourbon?” she asks him.
Trembling the castaway replies: “Ten years.”
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: “WOW, that’s absolutely fantastic!”
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks: “And how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun?”
With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs: