Geezer 2 – I haven’t been able to take a good shit in years. It’s either runny or constipated and it’s never complete or satisfying.
Geezer 3 – You guys have it made. At 7am every morning like clockwork, I have my morning piss. It’s like Niagara Falls and it don’t stop gushing till my bladder’s bone dry. Then comes my morning dump. It’s like the Chunnel opens up and I give birth to a continent of shit, totally empties me out. That’s at 8am like clockwork.