Robber, agitated: “What? Bullshit! You’re going to open the safe and give me all the money that’s in there, NOW!!”
Woman, terrified: “Sir, please, it’s a sperm bank! All we have are cups of jizz. Look, here!” She grabs a sample from a fridge behind her and places it on the counter.
The robber looks at the cup of semen, pauses, then points his gun back on the woman. “Drink it!” He says.
Woman: “W-what…?”
Robber: “You heard me, drink the jizz right now.”
Woman: “Ew, that’s disgusting, I would never -“
Robber: “I’M GOING TO SHOOT YOU RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON”T DRINK THAT JIZZ RIGHT NOW!!!”
The young woman, terrified and disgusted, takes the lid off the cup of jizz, closes her eyes, plugs her nose and chugs it in one gulp.
Robber, taking off his mask and revealing that he’s her husband: “There, see babe, that wasn’t so bad now was it?”
