the cop says “Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike,” and he proceeds to hand the girl a $20 ticket.
Before the cop rides off she says “By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”
Playing along the cop says, “Yeah, he sure did.”
“Well, next year, tell Santa the
d*ck goes underneath the horse, not on top.”
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