When a Cop on Horseback stopped a Little Girl on a Bike

the cop says “Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike,” and he proceeds to hand the girl a $20 ticket.

Before the cop rides off she says “By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”

Playing along the cop says, “Yeah, he sure did.”

“Well, next year, tell Santa the

d*ck goes underneath the horse, not on top.”