When a Cop pulled over a Couple for speeding

one because you didn’t have your seat belt fastened.”

The man said, “I did too have my seat belt fastened. I just loosened it when you came up to the car.”

The Patrol Man said to the man’s wife, “I know he didn’t have his seatbelt fastened. Isn’t that right, lady?”

She replied, “Well, officer. I learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he’s drunk.”

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