The man explains, “First you work a finger in, then two, three, until you can get your whole hand in…then you do the other and slowly pull and work the rim until you can get a foot in for more leverage, then both feet and pull and stretch it until it’s about 6 feet.
The cop asks, “What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?”
The black man replies, “Give it a badge and a radar gun”.
