his wife speaks:
Honey, can you run down to the corner shop and buy bread, so I can make breakfast for the kids tomorrow?
-Fine, but you should have mentioned earlier – says the husband while putting the uniform on again
He runs down to the shop, gets the bread and exchanges small talk with the guy at the counter
New job? – asks the cashier
Nah, why do you ask?
Ah, I could have sworn you were a policeman, but that’s definitely a fireman uniform.
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