When a Farmer Buys a Young Rooster

f**ks the ducks and the geese.

Sadly, later that day, the farmer finds the rooster laying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.

The farmer says, “you deserve it, you horny bastard.”

The rooster opens one eye and says “Shhhh, they’re about to land!”

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