He goes on, “So let’s do the same thing here at home. When I say Bell #1 we take off all our clothes. When I say Bell #2 we jump into bed. Then when I say Bell #3 we start making love.”
Excited by the new idea his wife replies, “Sure thing, let’s give it a shot!”
The next night the firefighter walks through the front door and yells, “Bell #1!”
His wife instantly takes off all her clothes.
He then yells out, “Bell #2!”
His wife jumps straight into the bed.
He then yells out, “Bell #3!”
The couple passionately begin to go about things.
After a few minutes his wife says, “Bell #4.”
The firefighter asks, “What the hell is Bell #4?”.
His wife says, “Roll out some more hose, you’re nowhere near the fire.”
