When A General, a Colonel and a Major were having a heated Argument

thought it was 90% work and 10% fun.

At the height of the argument, a Private appeared at the door.

“Let’s leave it to him,” said the Major.

The Private listened carefully and said with an air of absolute finality, “If you will pardon me, Sirs, sex is 100% fun and no work at all.”

“Well, young man, how do you figure that?” cried the astonished officers.

“It’s very simple,” said the Private. “If there was any work involved, you guys would have me doing it for you.”