When a Maid asked her Mistress for a Raise

Maid ” Your husband did.”

Mistress “Hmmm”

Maid “I clean the house better than you”

Mistress :” Who told that?”

Maid ” Your husband did.”

Mistress “Ok..”

Maid “I fuck better than you”

Mistress :” Did my husband tell that too? “

Maid ” No, but your driver did.”

Mistress “How much raise are you talking about?”