Maid: Your husband said it.
Mrs: And what else?
Maid: He also told me that I iron his clothes better than you.
Mrs: And what’s the third reason?!
Maid: I’m better in bed than you!
Mrs: Did my husband tell you that?!
Maid: No, the chauffeur told me!
Mrs: How much do you want?
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