Then Dr. Fauci came by and told the man “Wear a mask! It can save you!”
The fellow said, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.” So Dr. Fauci went on.
So the fucking world came by – shouting “Wear a mask! Try social distancing. Stay inside your fucking house! It can save you!”
To this the fellow replied, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”
So the world went on its way.
Then the man threw a surprise birthday party for a family member and 17 people got sick. One person died. Two more would be sick, and damaged for the rest of their lives.
There’s no punchline. This really happened. Wear a mask. Don’t be a fucking idiot.