He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto : ‘To Fly. To Serve’.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: ‘Winning the hearts of the world’.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: ‘Going beyond expectations’.
The woman looks at him sternly and says: ‘What the fuck do you want?’
