When A man was brought before the court to receive his verdict

find you guilty.”


The voice in the back yells:


“You bastaard!”


“For the murder of your daughter with numerous blows to the head with a hammer, we, the jury, find you guilty.”


“You bastaaard!”


The judge having had enough, calls out the man in the back.


“Sir! I understand your reaction due to the heinousness of these crimes, but I must ask you to be silent or be charged with contempt!”


“I’m sorry, your honor…


It’s just that I’ve been living beside this bastard for 10 whole years and every time I wanted to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one!”

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