“My name is not Mohammad. I’m in Ireland and now my name is Mick.”
“Are you ashamed of your name?” his mother asked. “Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!” And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school.
The teacher saw all his fresh bruises.
“What happened to you, Mick?” she asked.
“Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two f**king Muslims.
