anywhere near these lips.”
‟Tell you what,” the man says, ‟I’ll buy you a drink and if you don’t love it, I’ll quit drinking forever.”
‟Well, I suppose if it were to save you from the clutches of the Devil, I could tolerate it just this once,” agreed the nun, ‟but put it in this coffee mug so I may hide my shame.”
The man walks in and orders two double whiskeys, asking for one to be poured into the mug.
The bartender sighs and says ‟That damn nun’s out there again, isn’t she?”
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