grounds?”
POLE: “JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.”
LAWYER: “No,” I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
POLE: “It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar,” he responded.
LAWYER: “Does either of you have a real grudge?”
POLE: “No,” he replied, “we have a two-car carport, and have never really needed one.”
LAWYER: “I mean, What are your relations like?”
POLE: “All my relations are in Poland .”
LAWYER: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
POLE: “Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.”
LAWYER: “No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?”
POLE: “NO, I’m always up before her.”
LAWYER: “Is your wife a nagger?”
POLE: “NO, she white.”
LAWYER: “WHY do you want this divorce?”
POLE: “She going to kill me.”
LAWYER: “What makes you think that?”
POLE: “I got proof.”
LAWYER: “What kind of proof?”
POLE: “She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read — it says, ‘Polish Remover.'”
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