Many years later, the teenager, now a grown man, goes back to confession with the same priest.
“Father, I am not here for confession, but for advice,” he says. “Many years ago, I confessed to you that I masturbated and you told me to save it for marriage.”
“Yes, my son,” says the priest. “What is the problem?”
“Well, Father, I’m about to get married and I have a 50 gallon drum of the stuff. What am I supposed to do with it?”
