when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.”

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE. ‘What’s that ?’ the lady questions again. “Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.”

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams: “Don’t tell me you have AIDS!”

The man replies: “No, no…!!! Calm down…!!! It will say ADIDAS in a minute.