the tattoo artist her husband thinks she has a beautiful butt.
He looks and says, “You do have a beautiful butt”.
She then tells the man she wants Beautiful butt tattooed on her ass.
The man tells her “I can’t fit that on your ass, it takes up too much space. But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letters B on each cheek and that can stand for beautiful butt. She agrees and gets it done.
On the man’s birthday she hears him come home and is only wearing a robe. She then stands at the top of the stairs.
He opens the door and she says “look honey.” She then takes off the robe she is wearing, bends over, and the man yells “WHO THE FUCK IS BOB?”!