When an Alien couple met with a Farmer Couple

talk it over and agree.

The male alien takes the farmer’s wife into the bard and drops his pants. He has a green penis that’s about an inch long erect and narrow like a pencil. The farmer’s wife giggles a little until the alien twists his left ear. His penis extends to 13 inches. The alien then twists his right ear and his penis thickens to the width of a Red Bull can.

The next morning the aliens leave after breakfast and the husband asks his wife how it went. “Wonderful, I’m glad we agreed”, she replied. “How about you?”

The farmer says tells her it seemed really strange and very different from human sex. “How so?”, asked the wife?

“Well, all she did was play with my ears the whole time…”

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