When an Irishman took his son out to buy him his First Drink

ordered an ale instead.

He didn’t like it either. So, the father drank it and ordered him a cider.

Lager, cider, cream ale… he didn’t like any of them, so the father drank them and ordered whiskey instead.

He didn’t like any of the Irish whiskeys the father ordered, so the old man drank them and decided to give up.

By the time they left the bar. The father was so drunk he could barely push his son’s stroller home.