make this old man happy with a quickie?”

She shrieked “Over my dead body, you filthy pervert”

Old man “Ok, if that’s the case, I will walk down and wait for you at the bottom” and then he walked away.

The woman stood for another 10 minutes and came back to her car and left.

The old man who was watching her from the bushes sighed “7 suicide attempt saved this month”.