When an Old Woman had a near Death experience and met with the God

face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought yousaid I had another 43 years. Why didn’t you pull me fromout of the path of the ambulance?”

God replied:

“I didn’t recognize you!”

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