“we also have the 10kg weight loss program and the 20kg weight loss program”.
The man says he’ll just try the 5kg weight loss program.
The receptionist takes his money and leads him to a wooden door. He goes in and he sees a incredibly pretty woman in a big room, with nothing on but a sign that says “if you catch me, you can fuck me!”. With that, he ran after her and after a few hours of running, finally catches up to her and he had his way. When he reaches home he weighed himself, and sure enough, he has lost 5kg!
A few weeks later, he realized he has put on the weight he has lost. This time, he decided to try the 10kg weight loss program. He goes back to the weight loss centre, and asks for the 10kg weight loss program, and paid for it.
The receptionist leads him to another wooden door, even bigger than the first, and he goes in excitedly. The room was even bigger than before, and an incredibly gorgeous woman was in the room, with nothing on but a sign that says “If you catch me, you can fuck me!!”. With that, he ran after her and after a day of running, finally catches up to her and he had his way. When he reaches home he weighed himself, and sure enough, he has lost 10kg!
A few weeks later, he realised he has once again regained the weight he has lost. This time, he decided to try the ultimate 20kg weight loss program. He goes back to the weight loss centre, and asks for the 20kg weight loss program. The receptionist asks, “are you sure?” the man insists on it and paid for it.
The receptionist brings him to big metal door. The man excitedly opens the door and finds himself in a huge room. He saw a big gorilla with a huge dick, with nothing on but a sign that says “If I catch you, I’m gonna fuck you!!”.
