When Husband got $100 bill tattoo on his private part

thinking?” She said, shaking her head in rage;

“Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?”

“Well, For one; I like to watch my money grow, and

two; once in a while I like to play with my money,

three; I like how money feels in my hand and

lastly; instead of you going out and shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want