get up to answer it, but the husband tells her he’s closer, so he walks into the kitchen and answers the phone.

“What??? I dunno buddy, call the damn Coast Guard!” and he slams the phone down.

He goes to the living room and resumes reading the newspaper.

His wife looks over at him nervously and asks what the call was about, and the husband replies “pfft, some moron calling to ask if the coast is clear.”