face in the shower.” She is so mortified, she decides to shave off her pubic hair.
A few mornings later when Johnny sees his mother stepping out of the shower, he notices that her “washcloth” is gone. “What happened to your washcloth?” he asks.
“It went missing and I can’t find it,” says the mother, hoping that they will never talk about the “washcloth” again.
That evening when the mother comes home from work, Johnny says, “Mommy, I found your washcloth!”
“Really?” says the mother, aghast. “Where was it?”
“In your bedroom! The lady next door was using it to wash Dad’s face!”
