When Kids saw Aunt Sally Nak*d in the House

she finds her husband lying on the bed naked and sweaty. She asks, “What’s going on?”

He replies, “I’m having a heart attack.”

She says “I’m going to call 911” and runs to the bathroom to get an aspirin.

In the bathroom closet however, she discovers the Aunt in the nude, and gives her a tight slap,

“How dare you! My husband is having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”