His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said: “What a beautiful baby.”
The mother said, ‘Why, Thank you Johnny.”
Johnny said: “He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.
Can he see all right?”
“Yes”, the mother replied, “we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision.”
“That’s great”, said Little Johnny, “cos he’d be f*cked if he needed glasses!”
