When new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company

have … urges. That’s why we have the camel, sir.”

“The Captain says, “I can’t say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay.”

About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges, and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent .

Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has sex with the camel.

When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, “Is that how the men do it?”

“No sir,” the First Sergeant replies. “They usually just ride the camel into town.”