When Old Man went to church for a Confession

in all that time I’ve always been faithful…. But last night, I made love to two beautiful 19-year-old girls! We did it three times!”

The priest says, “I see. Tell me, how long has it been since your last confession?”

The old man says, “Oh, I’ve never been to confession. I’m Jewish.”

The priest says, “So what are you telling me for?”

And the old man says, “I’m telling everybody!”