but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.”
Ralph was devastated, but begs St Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past.”So you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?”
“Not bad,”replied Ralph the Hen,but I have this strange feeling inside, like I’m going to explode.”
“You’re ovulating, explained the rooster.Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before.”
“Well just relax and let it happen,” says the rooster” It’s no big deal.”
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg – his Joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell…”RALPH WAKE UP. YOU SHIT THE BED!”
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