legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs like that?
His father, thinking quickly, said, “Son, that’s so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven.”
“Gee Dad, that’s great,” said little Billy.
A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling,
“Dad! Dad, we almost lost Mom today!”
“What do you mean?” asked his father.
“Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom, flat on her back with her legs in the air, screaming, ‘Jesus, I’m coming! I’m coming!’
If it hadn’t been for Uncle George holding her down, we’d have lost her for sure!”
